LAWS OF QUEUE: If you change your queue, the one you just left will start to move faster than d one u are in now.

LAW OF MECHANIC REPAIR: when your hands are coated with grease, your nose begins to itch

LAW OF WORKSHOP : any tool when dropped will roll to d least accessible corner

BATH THEOREM: when the body is immersed in water, the phone rings

LAW OF ENCOUNTER: the probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with somebody you don't want to be seen with